What is True American?

True American is part Candy Land, part drinking game, and 100% ridiculous. It's a game played on New Girl, but their version gets boring after a while.

So we made some adjustments to keep it just as confusing, and even more fun.

The president picks 2 cards, and everyone does what the cards say. Then the game tells you how many spots to move.

Repeat until unable to walk. Simple.

Oh, and the floor is lava.

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Make sure you're ready

You don't need all of these to play, but some things make the game more fun:

PBR. The true beer of True American
Solo cups, and a table big enough for beer pong
Any hard-to-break object about the size of a football (we used a small foam roller)
Hot sauce
A deck of playing cards
Ping pong balls
A camera to capture the best moments
Good friends who are game for anything

If you pull a card and you don't have the materials for it, don't worry about it!

Just skip it and keep playing